The Cynical SEO Drama Queen

It is lifetime to observe at those SEO questions from the folks who require aid and guidance. Let's obtain a discover of some of the Dear SEO Drama Queen email, which floods her box every day. Dear SEO Drama Queen: I demand a number one ranking for my web site. The keywords are clothes, sneakers and hats. I glance at so much absent there on how leading it is to be on Google. Can you promise me a #1 ranking for my 3 keywords? Thanks, BA Greetings BA: Of succession I can guarantee #1 rankings on Google for those very generic keywords that compete against millions of other sites. AN SEO who couldn't isn't worth their wait in gold. It's easy. First, I call for you to purchase about 100, 000 shares of Google stock. Once you are a major holder, we can then bribe Google to either place you on top or we will sell their stock to Yahoo. Let me know when you have made the purchase. Best, SEO Drama Queen Dear SEO Drama Queen: I contacted an SEO association and
they stated their fees are $300 a month for 6 months. They stated they needed to access my site, create changes to code, transcribe content, and facilitate me decide on keyword phrases, build link shares and on and on. I think this is a rip-off as I have seen SEO for $25 a month and they do not want to office on my site or have me practise changes; they just submit the site to 1000's of engines. Should I go with the less expensive company? Thanks, ST Greetings ST: Cheaper is always better. Why should indeed do anything to your web site. Do not apply your valuable age on making your site worthier when you can have someone do everything for $25 bucks. I mean, why should you suffer, it is only your business, so do not settle in the effort if someone can do it cheap. Let's face it, your $25 bucks pays for them to spend a minute of day placing your URL in an auto program and pressing a button. Sure, it's 1000's of engines no one sees, and sure, j
ust owing to Yahoo, MSN and Google entail you to manually place in a code before accepting, and sure, yet though your site doesn't much demand to be submitted in most cases, why pay for an expert when you can go cheap and get the site submitted. Heck, save the $25 bucks, let the engines find you on their own and go to the movies instead. Best, SEO Drama Queen Dear SEO Drama Queen: I wanted to generate speedy money online. I joined a program that builds my site and still provides me with products to sell, submits my site and stated the money would be coming in. I selected mattresses, all the more though I know nothing about them, on the contrary they promised I could assemble $1000 a month with just a unusual sales. I paid their fee, went into the online builder and selected my site template, pressed some buttons and straightaway have a site. However I cannot be found at all... .even when I search by my domain name. HELP! ZK Dear ZK: Oh my! You mean they li
ed to you? Shame on them. You hire the generation to select a product you know nothing about, pick a web template you believe looks beneficial and expect the money to be rolling in. Heck, they even promised to submit the site to the engines. Sure, maybe the site is not designed to be search engine friendly. Sure, your site is held deep in their subdirectories with all the other 'want to get rich quick' clients; sure, you never necessitate to do another stuff to promote the site... .and yet you still cannot be found. I am shocked, appalled even. On the other hand surely, they would not lie to you. Maybe you should invest in more sites from them for other products you know nothing about and maybe one day, you will get found and build a sale. Best, SEO Drama Queen Full text: http://computerandtechnologies.com/search-engine-optimization/news_2008-06-11-14-00-04-777.html